Meine ideale Person:
I prefer submission and obedience to bratty behaviour. If you don't, I will convince you it's better...
I also invariably find it more stimulating to relate to resourceful and intelligent subs. To dominate vegetables is after all hardly a challenge, and obsessed by the lifestyle as we may be, there are other things in life. If a good conversation ruins the authority, it wasn't there in the first place.

Oh yes...and even if I never approach you by shouting "cum here, bitch", don't be too sure that isn't exactly what I mean...